1.) Use all five senses.2.) Be cautious around strangers.
3.) Enjoy some Cat-awba sparkling grape juice.
4.) Use your whiskers.
5.) Jump!
6.) Speak when necessary.
7.) Learn to appreciate modern art.
8.) Relax in front of the fire.
9.) Never overstay your welcome.
10.) Consider sleeping on a down pillow....on top of a refrigerator.
11.) Let the color of your pillow case match your eyes.
12.) Suggestion for play: Minty Mouse Tie some home-grown, dried mint in the toe of an old sock. Attack repeatedly.
13.) Get plenty of exercise by running up and down the stairs.
14.) Get some fresh air out on the fire escape.
15.) Keep it clean. Wash up after meals.
16.) Read the newspaper - a real newspaper with fresh ink - backwards, right to left.
17.) Sit for a portrait....of your eyes.
18.) Have two meals a day. Suggestions: Pate de Maison for breakfast. For supper, diced beef tenderloin simmered in broth seasoned with a pinch of salt and some home-grown, dried sage or thyme leaves.
19.) Stretch well upon waking.
20.) Take up ballet.
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